Dude, you’re so edgy and politically incorrect. it’s totally ironic and satirical how you regurgitated those ancient and threadbare stereotypes. It reminds me of my great great great great grandpa, Cracker von Patriarch, who also challenged the status quo by embracing it with loving tenderness.

I don’t know where I came across this, but it’s witty as fuck (via octagon-surgeon)

“Cracker von Patriarch” is my new name for everyone who is a douche.

(via kafuka)

It was on Tiger Beatdown, by snobographer.

(via torayot)

I LOVE THIS MORE THAN IS RATIONAL OR MAYBE EVEN HEALTHY. Cracker von Patriarch. *snorfle*. Deity of your choice bless you, OP. Because it’s things like these that continue to convince me that our species deserves not to die in a towering inferno or anything like that. *hearts*

(via madamethursday)

Cracker von Patriarch?

(via eclecticspectrum)

(via ahenfo)

Source: tigerbeatdown.blogspot.com

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